Guess What? You're a SLUT!

One of the things I enjoy most about porn is the increasing number of women out there who shamelessly put their pictures and video on the web.

I'm not talking about Wifey or Heather Brooke or other pro-am porn purveyors. I'm talking about Dianne from accounting, Deb from Human Resources, and your daughter's second grade teacher.

And by the way, your daughter is going to grow up to be a slut no matter how hard you try to stop it.

Don't believe me? Drop by Adultism or Imagefap (look for me) or DoMyWife.com or any of the thousands of web sites on the web that offer exclusively amateur content.

You know what gets me the most? A large number of these whores, as you can see, spread their legs or open their holes for the camera and put their faces in clear view.

I approve of that. For one thing, it all but eliminates the chances that one of these sluts is going to ever enter a public office. Second, I get all kinds of pissed off at those professional porn directors who hide the whore's face by zooming in on their belly button or some other stupid shit.

I've said this before, but I'll shout it out again to you amateur porn makers out there: if she's so ugly that you're not willing to show her face to us, then what the hell are you doing fucking her in the first place, dumbass?

Oh, I get it. She said you could take a picture of her, and she said you could put it on the internet for other people to view, but she also said that she didn't want her face on the picture.

Fuck, man, find your goddamn balls. You're supposed to be the man in the relationship. Act like one and take charge. She's there to please your cock. Putting a picture of a naked woman on the web with her face covered is like being half a slut or partially pregnant or 2/3 dead.

I direct you to these pictures of these magnificent wives and mothers. Somewhere, right now, one of these whores is at a PTO meeting or taking little Jimmy to swimming lessons.

If you see them there, tell them I said hi.


-K-

I've got THREE Yahoo! Groups now:

Hammered Ass:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredAss/
Dedicated to women getting what's coming to them!

Hammered Throats:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredThroats/
Kneel, open, take it! Your ears make great handles!

Hammered Wives:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredWives/
She said, "I do" and she certainly DOES!

Oh yeah, I even have a blog now:
http://slutwhisperer.blogspot.com/
Because men shouldn't need to ask for what is rightfully theirs.

I Feel Like Ranting, so Fuck YOU!

I'm in a grouchy mood. Every time I post an update to one of my public sites that links to my Yahoo! groups I get inundated with requests to join. That's cool. I didn't start those groups because I wanted to sit in them all by my lonesome. I'm a good-looking guy and a scintillating conversationalist, but you can eventually even start to bore yourself, you know?

My problem is that my entry requirements are clearly marked on the main pages of each site, as well as usually mentioned at least ONCE in the posts I make. (Sometimes several times.) Despite this, there are some dreadfully fucking stupid people out there (I'm talking to YOU, Shoehorn69!) who either don't bother to read the requirements, don't care to try to fulfill them, or don't think that the damn rules apply to them.

So I get entry request messages from idiots that say, "Hi." Well, hi back, fucker, because you're not getting in. Worse, I don't get the damn content sent to me, so I can't forward it to the groups.

That means, boys and girls, that the people trying to get in for nothing are actually nothing more than LEECHERS who are willing to take and save every scrap of decent porn we put online, but have no interest or desire to give back to the community.

If you're buying your porn and never looking for a free handout, then what you do with it is up to you. I'm a conservative capitalist, so your property is your property. However, if you're glomming onto free Yahoo! groups to get new pics and short vid clips every few weeks and you're not willing to shoot a few things back for the masses then you are simply an asshole.

Ass.

Hole.

And like all assholes (or at least female ones around me), you're FUCKED.

I got an entry "request" a few days ago that attempted to chastise me for my policy. "Let me in!" the cockhead demanded. "You're [sic] requirements are to [sic] damn tight!" Poor spelling aside, this shithead obviously missed the two main points: 1. I like tight stuff. and 2. If you're not willing to provide content for entry then you really can't do a whole lot of bitching when you're not allowed in.

Here's the deal, folks. I'm sick and tired of the sites and groups out there that are filled with nothing but spam. Every time you find a decent newsgroup -BAM- spammers drop in and start advertising everything from nasal wart cream to Volkswagen repair shops.

Fuck those people. My groups are predicated on two simple facts: 1. You don't come in unless you prove you're willing to share, and 2. We're here to provide content, not give a bunch of shitheads a place to further clog the goddamn Internet with ads for Viagra. Obviously we can get our cocks up-- that's why we enjoy shoving them into the various holes located on various sluts.

Anyway, enough bitching from me. If I have time to write this rant then I have time to finish the seven major projects I need to complete for my certification, and time to complete the lengthy essay on my rules for women (and my rules for how I treat them), so I'd better end this and go do something worthwhile.

And for all you sniveling bitches out there that can't get into my groups (Boo fucking hoo you asshats!) I want you to know one more thing: Ladomine555, you fucking cried more over my entry requirements than my last five whores did when I was busting them in the ass. If that's not the absolute definition of a male that doesn't deserve the title of MAN then I don't know what the fuck is. Go grow a pair, find some appropriate content, and send it to me and I'll welcome you to the group.

Or, take these five free pics and go whine somewhere else. Hope you enjoy.

-K-

I've got THREE Yahoo! Groups now:

Hammered Ass:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredAss/
Dedicated to women getting what's coming to them!

Hammered Throats:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredThroats/
Kneel, open, take it! Your ears make great handles!

Hammered Wives:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredWives/
She said, "I do" and she certainly DOES!

Like this stuff? Check out my groups, but:

READ AND COMPLY WITH THE ENTRY REQUIREMENTS!

Marcia Imperator HATES being fucked in the ass!

Do you like to watch movies where the woman gets fucked in the ass and it obviously HURTS? Do you like sharing, trading, and discussing movies and pics with this sort of content? Do you like filming your own?

Then you might want to check out my groups at Yahoo!. I'm a major porno fan, and I don't particularly care for namby-pamby soft and gentle shit. I want to see women get fucked, fucked hard, and use their holes for the purpose to which they were made: to please men. I want it to hurt, and I want them to submit to it. (Don't even try to psychoanalyze me; I'm better at that than you are.)

One whore I've been watching time and time again is Marcia Imperator, who is usually featured in the Brasileirinhas series of films. Unfortunately, she usually doesn't take it in the ass (making her probably the ONLY slut in Brazil, especially in the porn industry, that doesn't).

That apparently changed in 2009, with the release of Revelacoes Anais 3," which my Portuguese translation software assures me means "Anal Revelations 3." For the first time I've been able to find, sweet, little, someone-once-took-her-to-a-school-dance-and-held-hands-with-her-Marcia finally gave up her most painful hole. (It's about fucking time. Someone tell Gianna Michaels to stop holding out and get those damn cheeks spread.)

Best of all: Marcia Imperator HATES anal sex, as you can tell from the pics. If you know anything about Latin then you know that "imperator" means "emperor," so little Marcia paid-for-sex actually took a name that means Marcia "in charge."

No you aren't, bitch!

I've only put a few pics online here, but you can see the rest of the story by dropping by my profile HERE . I've got a bunch of nice rough anal and throatfucking pics online there, but if you REALLY like this stuff then drop by my groups on Yahoo! and request entry. Make sure you read the ENTRY REQUIREMENTS, though. No one gets in without following instructions, so don't be fucking stupid and try, okay? Hope to see you soon!

-K-

I've got THREE Yahoo! Groups now:

READ THE FUCKING ENTRY REQUIREMENTS BEFORE YOU ASK TO JOIN!

Hammered Ass:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredAss/
Dedicated to women getting what's coming to them!

Hammered Throats:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredThroats/
Kneel, open, take it! Your ears make great handles!

Hammered Wives:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredWives/
She said, "I do" and she certainly DOES!