Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Guess What? You're a SLUT!

One of the things I enjoy most about porn is the increasing number of women out there who shamelessly put their pictures and video on the web.

I'm not talking about Wifey or Heather Brooke or other pro-am porn purveyors. I'm talking about Dianne from accounting, Deb from Human Resources, and your daughter's second grade teacher.

And by the way, your daughter is going to grow up to be a slut no matter how hard you try to stop it.

Don't believe me? Drop by Adultism or Imagefap (look for me) or DoMyWife.com or any of the thousands of web sites on the web that offer exclusively amateur content.

You know what gets me the most? A large number of these whores, as you can see, spread their legs or open their holes for the camera and put their faces in clear view.

I approve of that. For one thing, it all but eliminates the chances that one of these sluts is going to ever enter a public office. Second, I get all kinds of pissed off at those professional porn directors who hide the whore's face by zooming in on their belly button or some other stupid shit.

I've said this before, but I'll shout it out again to you amateur porn makers out there: if she's so ugly that you're not willing to show her face to us, then what the hell are you doing fucking her in the first place, dumbass?

Oh, I get it. She said you could take a picture of her, and she said you could put it on the internet for other people to view, but she also said that she didn't want her face on the picture.

Fuck, man, find your goddamn balls. You're supposed to be the man in the relationship. Act like one and take charge. She's there to please your cock. Putting a picture of a naked woman on the web with her face covered is like being half a slut or partially pregnant or 2/3 dead.

I direct you to these pictures of these magnificent wives and mothers. Somewhere, right now, one of these whores is at a PTO meeting or taking little Jimmy to swimming lessons.

If you see them there, tell them I said hi.


-K-

I've got THREE Yahoo! Groups now:

Hammered Ass:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredAss/
Dedicated to women getting what's coming to them!

Hammered Throats:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredThroats/
Kneel, open, take it! Your ears make great handles!

Hammered Wives:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredWives/
She said, "I do" and she certainly DOES!

Oh yeah, I even have a blog now:
http://slutwhisperer.blogspot.com/
Because men shouldn't need to ask for what is rightfully theirs.







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