Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Horny Throats

And now my children, I provide to you proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

No, it isn't beer. Personally, I can't stand that stuff. Rather it is the wonderful scenes shot by the website HornyThroats.com.

I know not what your personal porn budget is, but should you have a spare $29.95 for which you have no need, I believe I have located a site well worth your hard earned dollars.

Please note: I am in no way affiliated with this site. I make not one penny from your decision to plunk your credit card numbers into their online engine.

I simply know good shit when I see it.

Note the number of sluts in these quick preview pics who are bent backwards in the heel grab. See the anguish in their faces as those faces are drilled, repeatedly and mercilessly, by cocks of all colors (but one size: extra large). Note the tears that smear their carefully applied whore paint.

Feel the stirrings in the cthonic chambers of your cock as you hear the glugglugglug of a newcomer to the porn industry discovering once and for all the proper use of her holes.

Above all, observe the slowly dawning light of realization that creeps into their eyes after the first few seconds, when it begins to occur to the slut that the gentleman pounding her bronchial openings like a snare drum is at least thirty minutes and four humiliating (and agonizing) positions from an orgasm.

My brothers, this site presents a masterpiece of whore hammering. I bid thee, make offerings unto them so that they may continue our good (well, not really) work

A-fukk'minth'ass-men

-K-

I've got THREE Yahoo! Groups now:

Hammered Ass:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredAss/
Dedicated to women getting what's coming to them!

Hammered Throats:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredThroats/
Kneel, open, take it! Your ears make great handles!

Hammered Wives:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredWives/
She said, "I do" and she certainly DOES!

Oh yeah, I even have a blog now:
http://slutwhisperer.blogspot.com/
Because men shouldn't need to ask for what is rightfully theirs.





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