What People Don't Get

I have got to admit, I'm fucking astonished at the audacity of some people.

I posted a general message to a number of Yahoo groups about the three groups I run. I clearly spelled out the entry requirements, as well as why I have them. In short, if you can't figure it out, it goes like this:

1) I hate spammers. I wish they would just die. D-I-E. Preferably in a fire. By requesting entry content, I can be assured that there's a person at the other end of that email address, not some stupid shithead trying to sell viagra.

2) All porn groups, whether on Usenet, Gmail, MSN, Yahoo, or another service, depend on their members for content (Unless they are owned, operated, and maintained by a porn shooting company. Most of those charge for access.) A great number of users will enter a group freely, some with the intent to even share their shit, but guys like Jim Gary, QStrom, and Salpecam are few and far between. These cats are great, and they are willing to find and share porn with anyone. (Thanks, guys. I love you all!) If I can at least get content for entry then I am assured of new shit at least when a new person shoes up.

3) It's my fucking group. If I decide to only let in people with mohawks and tattoos of Hillary Clinton on their dick then that is up to me. Follow my rules or fuck right off!

Anyway, this shithead named Badboyromeo50@yahoo.com decided to ask for entry. As usual, because he was stupid, he didn't send entry content for either of the groups he decided to try to join.

What he did do was send me a song and dance story that went like this:


From: Sam Benson -badboyromeo50@yahoo.com-
Subject:
To: Kolbath@yhoo.com
Date: Monday, August 10, 2009, 2:28 PM

Hello Special K.

I do not have a collection of women taking it up and the ass and hating it.

I am certainly interested in it however.

I am a 51 year old male student studying Criminal Justice.

I hope to someday work as an information manager helping the average joe

on the street fight "Miscarriages of Justice" in our legal system.

I used to enjoy anal sex alot. But since my wife and children passed

away in 1980, I lived a life of abstience. I hate abstinence alot worse then

some women hate anal sex.

Now, I'm a reasonable bloke. I hate being without an ass to stick my cock into myself. I know it sucks, and so I decided to let this clown into my groups.

However, I had sent him a simple email that said, "Read our entry requirements. No entry without content." Simple, straightforward, reasonable, and respectful.

What I got back from this asshole was this:

From: Sam Benson -badboyromeo50@yahoo.com-
Subject: Re: Read the entry requirements.
To: "you wish" <kolbath@yhoo.com>
Date: Monday, August 10, 2009, 2:30 PM

OK. I will ask others not to give your group any consideration then. I can black ball you too.

Excuse the fuck out of me, Sam, but the last time I looked it had my username at the top of the group where it says "Owner." Since when do you get to tell me how to run my groups?

This is what pisses me off about society today. We've created a generation of entitled assholes. Sam Benson (from West Virginia) feels perfectly justified in demanding access to my groups. Why? Because he wants it, you see. He won't even get off his ass and find three fucking pictures of women taking painful cock in the ass. He just wants to come into the group and sponge off of you and me, and when I dare to tell him no, why, he's going to go tell the world what a bad man Kolbath is!

Hey Sam: Fuck you! I don't owe you anything. You're acting like the whiny bitches who parade around in ass-pants and tank tops and then get all pissy when some guy gives them an eye fucking. You remind me of the whore that goes out, gets drunk, spreads her ankles for some guy she doesn't know and then accuses him of raping her after she decides that acting like a slut ruined her reputation.

My advice to you is the same as my advice to the sluts who want to be stuck on a pedestal their entire lives and treated like some kind of goddamned princess: Get to work and fucking earn it, princess!

You have it easier than the sluts do, Sammy. They need to take it in the ass. You just need to find a whopping three pictures of them doing so and send them to my groups. I find it hilarious that you bitch more than some of the sluts I've bent over kitchen tables.

Oh, and by the way, Sam, here's a little bit of what you're missing in my groups.

-K-

I've got THREE Yahoo! Groups now:

Hammered Ass:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredAss/
Dedicated to women getting what's coming to them!

Hammered Throats:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredThroats/
Kneel, open, take it! Your ears make great handles!

Hammered Wives:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredWives/
She said, "I do" and she certainly DOES!

Oh yeah, I even have a blog now:
http://slutwhisperer.blogspot.com/
Because men shouldn't need to ask for what is rightfully theirs.

Love a Librarian -Deep.Reach@yahoo.com: 20090627 Librarian Summer Fun

Hey hey hey, motherfuckers!

I gotta shout out to a new member of my Hammered Groups on Yahoo. I'm not going to shit you people, this has got to be the hottest damn librarian since Mrs. Timnall when I was in 6th grade. (Man I would fuck her like a demon! I mean it. She's probably close to three thousand years old now, and I'd still tap that mummified ass!)

Anyway, I am a writer by vocation, so my pics are usually accompanied with lengthy essays expounding the moral philosophy of rectal wrecking. This dude has nothing to say other than: "Hey. The chick I'm fucking is a hot librarian. We cool?"

Yes, dude. We are fucking cool. That Librarian, on the other hand, is fucking hot HOT HOT!

Check out the following link and see what I mean. Post some positive feedback for her.

Love a Librarian -Deep.Reach@yahoo.com: 20090627 Librarian Summer Fun

-K-

I've got THREE Yahoo! Groups now:

Hammered Ass:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredAss/
Dedicated to women getting what's coming to them!

Hammered Throats:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredThroats/
Kneel, open, take it! Your ears make great handles!

Hammered Wives:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredWives/
She said, "I do" and she certainly DOES!

Oh yeah, I even have a blog now:
http://slutwhisperer.blogspot.com/
Because men shouldn't need to ask for what is rightfully theirs.

A New Essay!

I've now released onto the intarweb my latest pulchritudinous manifestation of literary pretense. I expect it's going to get me on the National Organization of Women's hit list, because the thesis is pretty straightforward.

I don't want to ruin it for you, since I spent some time working on that essay, but the main point is this: no woman has the right to refuse to give her body to her husband.

Now, I charge you to not be stupid. Rape is a crime. Absurd as it might be, raping a woman you are married to is also a crime. Don't fucking do it. Don't rape ANYONE, EVER!

However, you have a right, as a man who supports, provides for, and protects a woman, to expect that when you come home from a hard day of work she greets you with her holes ready for service. All of her holes. If you married a woman that won't suck your dick or let you fuck her in the ass then you need to find a way out of that marriage in a damn hurry.

How did society evolve to such a ridiculous point that a man who cheats on a woman who won't give him her body is considered scum, but the woman who refuses to spread her ankles for him is considered "liberated." Liberated from what? Unless she makes more money than he does or happens to be rich, he supports her and protects her. The very least she could do is spread her ass cheeks for him on frequent occasions.

You can get my essays by joining my Yahoo! groups and looking in the files sections. I also send them out approximately once a month. You can even vote on which essay you'd like to see next. All essays contain picture content as well, since I know that some of you out there need to look at the pictures in your Dick and Jane books.

Anyway, here are some pics, since I know you're into that sort of thing. There's more at my groups, but too many of you dumb shitstains are not smart enough to figure out how to supply entry content when you try to get in. Too bad, because this last week alone we posted over 200 painful anal sex photos in Hammered Ass alone. Last week I also denied 81 people who wanted to join Hammered Ass alone because they didn't follow the fucking instructions. How the hell do you people successfully feed and clothe yourselves?

You're missing out because you can't follow the damn directions. Dumbass.

-K-

I've got THREE Yahoo! Groups now:

Hammered Ass:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredAss/
Dedicated to women getting what's coming to them!

Hammered Throats:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredThroats/
Kneel, open, take it! Your ears make great handles!

Hammered Wives:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredWives/
She said, "I do" and she certainly DOES!

Oh yeah, I even have a blog now:
http://slutwhisperer.blogspot.com/
Because men shouldn't need to ask for what is rightfully theirs.

Guess What? You're a SLUT!

One of the things I enjoy most about porn is the increasing number of women out there who shamelessly put their pictures and video on the web.

I'm not talking about Wifey or Heather Brooke or other pro-am porn purveyors. I'm talking about Dianne from accounting, Deb from Human Resources, and your daughter's second grade teacher.

And by the way, your daughter is going to grow up to be a slut no matter how hard you try to stop it.

Don't believe me? Drop by Adultism or Imagefap (look for me) or DoMyWife.com or any of the thousands of web sites on the web that offer exclusively amateur content.

You know what gets me the most? A large number of these whores, as you can see, spread their legs or open their holes for the camera and put their faces in clear view.

I approve of that. For one thing, it all but eliminates the chances that one of these sluts is going to ever enter a public office. Second, I get all kinds of pissed off at those professional porn directors who hide the whore's face by zooming in on their belly button or some other stupid shit.

I've said this before, but I'll shout it out again to you amateur porn makers out there: if she's so ugly that you're not willing to show her face to us, then what the hell are you doing fucking her in the first place, dumbass?

Oh, I get it. She said you could take a picture of her, and she said you could put it on the internet for other people to view, but she also said that she didn't want her face on the picture.

Fuck, man, find your goddamn balls. You're supposed to be the man in the relationship. Act like one and take charge. She's there to please your cock. Putting a picture of a naked woman on the web with her face covered is like being half a slut or partially pregnant or 2/3 dead.

I direct you to these pictures of these magnificent wives and mothers. Somewhere, right now, one of these whores is at a PTO meeting or taking little Jimmy to swimming lessons.

If you see them there, tell them I said hi.


-K-

I've got THREE Yahoo! Groups now:

Hammered Ass:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredAss/
Dedicated to women getting what's coming to them!

Hammered Throats:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredThroats/
Kneel, open, take it! Your ears make great handles!

Hammered Wives:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredWives/
She said, "I do" and she certainly DOES!

Oh yeah, I even have a blog now:
http://slutwhisperer.blogspot.com/
Because men shouldn't need to ask for what is rightfully theirs.

I Feel Like Ranting, so Fuck YOU!

I'm in a grouchy mood. Every time I post an update to one of my public sites that links to my Yahoo! groups I get inundated with requests to join. That's cool. I didn't start those groups because I wanted to sit in them all by my lonesome. I'm a good-looking guy and a scintillating conversationalist, but you can eventually even start to bore yourself, you know?

My problem is that my entry requirements are clearly marked on the main pages of each site, as well as usually mentioned at least ONCE in the posts I make. (Sometimes several times.) Despite this, there are some dreadfully fucking stupid people out there (I'm talking to YOU, Shoehorn69!) who either don't bother to read the requirements, don't care to try to fulfill them, or don't think that the damn rules apply to them.

So I get entry request messages from idiots that say, "Hi." Well, hi back, fucker, because you're not getting in. Worse, I don't get the damn content sent to me, so I can't forward it to the groups.

That means, boys and girls, that the people trying to get in for nothing are actually nothing more than LEECHERS who are willing to take and save every scrap of decent porn we put online, but have no interest or desire to give back to the community.

If you're buying your porn and never looking for a free handout, then what you do with it is up to you. I'm a conservative capitalist, so your property is your property. However, if you're glomming onto free Yahoo! groups to get new pics and short vid clips every few weeks and you're not willing to shoot a few things back for the masses then you are simply an asshole.

Ass.

Hole.

And like all assholes (or at least female ones around me), you're FUCKED.

I got an entry "request" a few days ago that attempted to chastise me for my policy. "Let me in!" the cockhead demanded. "You're [sic] requirements are to [sic] damn tight!" Poor spelling aside, this shithead obviously missed the two main points: 1. I like tight stuff. and 2. If you're not willing to provide content for entry then you really can't do a whole lot of bitching when you're not allowed in.

Here's the deal, folks. I'm sick and tired of the sites and groups out there that are filled with nothing but spam. Every time you find a decent newsgroup -BAM- spammers drop in and start advertising everything from nasal wart cream to Volkswagen repair shops.

Fuck those people. My groups are predicated on two simple facts: 1. You don't come in unless you prove you're willing to share, and 2. We're here to provide content, not give a bunch of shitheads a place to further clog the goddamn Internet with ads for Viagra. Obviously we can get our cocks up-- that's why we enjoy shoving them into the various holes located on various sluts.

Anyway, enough bitching from me. If I have time to write this rant then I have time to finish the seven major projects I need to complete for my certification, and time to complete the lengthy essay on my rules for women (and my rules for how I treat them), so I'd better end this and go do something worthwhile.

And for all you sniveling bitches out there that can't get into my groups (Boo fucking hoo you asshats!) I want you to know one more thing: Ladomine555, you fucking cried more over my entry requirements than my last five whores did when I was busting them in the ass. If that's not the absolute definition of a male that doesn't deserve the title of MAN then I don't know what the fuck is. Go grow a pair, find some appropriate content, and send it to me and I'll welcome you to the group.

Or, take these five free pics and go whine somewhere else. Hope you enjoy.

-K-

I've got THREE Yahoo! Groups now:

Hammered Ass:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredAss/
Dedicated to women getting what's coming to them!

Hammered Throats:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredThroats/
Kneel, open, take it! Your ears make great handles!

Hammered Wives:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredWives/
She said, "I do" and she certainly DOES!

Like this stuff? Check out my groups, but:

READ AND COMPLY WITH THE ENTRY REQUIREMENTS!

Marcia Imperator HATES being fucked in the ass!

Do you like to watch movies where the woman gets fucked in the ass and it obviously HURTS? Do you like sharing, trading, and discussing movies and pics with this sort of content? Do you like filming your own?

Then you might want to check out my groups at Yahoo!. I'm a major porno fan, and I don't particularly care for namby-pamby soft and gentle shit. I want to see women get fucked, fucked hard, and use their holes for the purpose to which they were made: to please men. I want it to hurt, and I want them to submit to it. (Don't even try to psychoanalyze me; I'm better at that than you are.)

One whore I've been watching time and time again is Marcia Imperator, who is usually featured in the Brasileirinhas series of films. Unfortunately, she usually doesn't take it in the ass (making her probably the ONLY slut in Brazil, especially in the porn industry, that doesn't).

That apparently changed in 2009, with the release of Revelacoes Anais 3," which my Portuguese translation software assures me means "Anal Revelations 3." For the first time I've been able to find, sweet, little, someone-once-took-her-to-a-school-dance-and-held-hands-with-her-Marcia finally gave up her most painful hole. (It's about fucking time. Someone tell Gianna Michaels to stop holding out and get those damn cheeks spread.)

Best of all: Marcia Imperator HATES anal sex, as you can tell from the pics. If you know anything about Latin then you know that "imperator" means "emperor," so little Marcia paid-for-sex actually took a name that means Marcia "in charge."

No you aren't, bitch!

I've only put a few pics online here, but you can see the rest of the story by dropping by my profile HERE . I've got a bunch of nice rough anal and throatfucking pics online there, but if you REALLY like this stuff then drop by my groups on Yahoo! and request entry. Make sure you read the ENTRY REQUIREMENTS, though. No one gets in without following instructions, so don't be fucking stupid and try, okay? Hope to see you soon!

-K-

I've got THREE Yahoo! Groups now:

READ THE FUCKING ENTRY REQUIREMENTS BEFORE YOU ASK TO JOIN!

Hammered Ass:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredAss/
Dedicated to women getting what's coming to them!

Hammered Throats:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredThroats/
Kneel, open, take it! Your ears make great handles!

Hammered Wives:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredWives/
She said, "I do" and she certainly DOES!

Facefucking Your Whore

Hey boys and sluts, Kolbath here with a special directive: Men, this weekend I want you to download, purchase, or otherwise obtain a porn movie that features full-on throatfucking.

Furthermore, I want you to get your slut (or get a slut), and I want you to take charge of her mouth. Hold up the porno you've picked up and tell her, "I'm going to do everything to you that gets done to the sluts in this film." Let her watch a savage, professional throat fucking and let the fear grow in her mind. After the movie ends, tell her to get into fourth position and stay there until you're done with her mouth.

You might want to put a tarp down. There's no sense making a mess if she barfs while you're drilling her face.

If you're looking for a good throatfucking film, take a look at the "Throated" series.

These screen captures come from "Throated 6," specifically the second scene with MILF whore Chelsea Zinn. As you can see, this slut knows her place, and it is: 'on my knees with a cock in my throat.'

My complaints about the "Throated" series are simply that they don't use the camera properly. (Although, to be honest, I have that bitch about 95% of porn directors out there.) There is very little that is sexier than a woman on her knees with a cock in her mouth, especially when she is naked or minimally clothed and keeps her heels on for the entire scene. (Why the fuck do the damn directors always have them take those fucking things off? Women do not wear heels for themselves. They wear them to look sexy. Leave. Them. The. Fuck. On.)

As the pics show, Chelsea does most of this scene from her knees, but the camera rarely ventures from the depth of field shown above. This means that much of her submission is not easily seen. For example, her hands are down through most of the scene, but are they at her sides or behind her back?

The camera should be pulled back to show as much of the woman's body as possible while still keeping her face in the frame. (At no point in any non-gay porn film should any camera time be wasted with the man's face. No one gives a shit about him.) A slut's face should be on camera at least 90% of the scene time, with occasional closeups of the penetration (assuming that it isn't her face being penetrated, that is.) In this case, pulling the camera back slightly allows the viewed to look where he likes: if we like the face we can stare there. If we like the way her tits jiggle we can watch them for a few minutes. If we have a foot/ankle fetish we can look there.

Although the camera work in this film only rates a 7 on my scale, Chelsea's mature submission and eagerness to please the cock make me recommend this scene.

I am not affiliated with the website www.videosz.com, but I recently purchased a membership there and am busily filling my hard drive. One thing I like is that they allow you to search for sluts by name, and they list every scene they have for her. I downloaded this scene by itself in a few minutes and was watching Chelsea get throathammered in a manner that I'm sure made her daddy very proud.

I merely wish that I could see more of the whore. Directors: back your fucking cameras up, you cretinous dipshits!

-K-

I've got THREE Yahoo! Groups now:

Hammered Ass:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredAss/
Dedicated to women getting what's coming to them!

Hammered Throats:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredThroats/
Kneel, open, take it! Your ears make great handles!

Hammered Wives:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredWives/
She said, "I do" and she certainly DOES!