Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Love a Librarian -Deep.Reach@yahoo.com: 20090627 Librarian Summer Fun

Hey hey hey, motherfuckers!

I gotta shout out to a new member of my Hammered Groups on Yahoo. I'm not going to shit you people, this has got to be the hottest damn librarian since Mrs. Timnall when I was in 6th grade. (Man I would fuck her like a demon! I mean it. She's probably close to three thousand years old now, and I'd still tap that mummified ass!)

Anyway, I am a writer by vocation, so my pics are usually accompanied with lengthy essays expounding the moral philosophy of rectal wrecking. This dude has nothing to say other than: "Hey. The chick I'm fucking is a hot librarian. We cool?"

Yes, dude. We are fucking cool. That Librarian, on the other hand, is fucking hot HOT HOT!

Check out the following link and see what I mean. Post some positive feedback for her.


-K-

I've got THREE Yahoo! Groups now:

Hammered Ass:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredAss/
Dedicated to women getting what's coming to them!

Hammered Throats:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredThroats/
Kneel, open, take it! Your ears make great handles!

Hammered Wives:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredWives/
She said, "I do" and she certainly DOES!

Oh yeah, I even have a blog now:
http://slutwhisperer.blogspot.com/
Because men shouldn't need to ask for what is rightfully theirs.

Monday, July 6, 2009

A New Essay!

I've now released onto the intarweb my latest pulchritudinous manifestation of literary pretense. I expect it's going to get me on the National Organization of Women's hit list, because the thesis is pretty straightforward.

I don't want to ruin it for you, since I spent some time working on that essay, but the main point is this: no woman has the right to refuse to give her body to her husband.

Now, I charge you to not be stupid. Rape is a crime. Absurd as it might be, raping a woman you are married to is also a crime. Don't fucking do it. Don't rape ANYONE, EVER!

However, you have a right, as a man who supports, provides for, and protects a woman, to expect that when you come home from a hard day of work she greets you with her holes ready for service. All of her holes. If you married a woman that won't suck your dick or let you fuck her in the ass then you need to find a way out of that marriage in a damn hurry.

How did society evolve to such a ridiculous point that a man who cheats on a woman who won't give him her body is considered scum, but the woman who refuses to spread her ankles for him is considered "liberated." Liberated from what? Unless she makes more money than he does or happens to be rich, he supports her and protects her. The very least she could do is spread her ass cheeks for him on frequent occasions.

You can get my essays by joining my Yahoo! groups and looking in the files sections. I also send them out approximately once a month. You can even vote on which essay you'd like to see next. All essays contain picture content as well, since I know that some of you out there need to look at the pictures in your Dick and Jane books.

Anyway, here are some pics, since I know you're into that sort of thing. There's more at my groups, but too many of you dumb shitstains are not smart enough to figure out how to supply entry content when you try to get in. Too bad, because this last week alone we posted over 200 painful anal sex photos in Hammered Ass alone. Last week I also denied 81 people who wanted to join Hammered Ass alone because they didn't follow the fucking instructions. How the hell do you people successfully feed and clothe yourselves?

You're missing out because you can't follow the damn directions. Dumbass.

-K-

I've got THREE Yahoo! Groups now:

Hammered Ass:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredAss/
Dedicated to women getting what's coming to them!

Hammered Throats:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredThroats/
Kneel, open, take it! Your ears make great handles!

Hammered Wives:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredWives/
She said, "I do" and she certainly DOES!

Oh yeah, I even have a blog now:
http://slutwhisperer.blogspot.com/
Because men shouldn't need to ask for what is rightfully theirs.








Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Guess What? You're a SLUT!

One of the things I enjoy most about porn is the increasing number of women out there who shamelessly put their pictures and video on the web.

I'm not talking about Wifey or Heather Brooke or other pro-am porn purveyors. I'm talking about Dianne from accounting, Deb from Human Resources, and your daughter's second grade teacher.

And by the way, your daughter is going to grow up to be a slut no matter how hard you try to stop it.

Don't believe me? Drop by Adultism or Imagefap (look for me) or DoMyWife.com or any of the thousands of web sites on the web that offer exclusively amateur content.

You know what gets me the most? A large number of these whores, as you can see, spread their legs or open their holes for the camera and put their faces in clear view.

I approve of that. For one thing, it all but eliminates the chances that one of these sluts is going to ever enter a public office. Second, I get all kinds of pissed off at those professional porn directors who hide the whore's face by zooming in on their belly button or some other stupid shit.

I've said this before, but I'll shout it out again to you amateur porn makers out there: if she's so ugly that you're not willing to show her face to us, then what the hell are you doing fucking her in the first place, dumbass?

Oh, I get it. She said you could take a picture of her, and she said you could put it on the internet for other people to view, but she also said that she didn't want her face on the picture.

Fuck, man, find your goddamn balls. You're supposed to be the man in the relationship. Act like one and take charge. She's there to please your cock. Putting a picture of a naked woman on the web with her face covered is like being half a slut or partially pregnant or 2/3 dead.

I direct you to these pictures of these magnificent wives and mothers. Somewhere, right now, one of these whores is at a PTO meeting or taking little Jimmy to swimming lessons.

If you see them there, tell them I said hi.


-K-

I've got THREE Yahoo! Groups now:

Hammered Ass:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredAss/
Dedicated to women getting what's coming to them!

Hammered Throats:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredThroats/
Kneel, open, take it! Your ears make great handles!

Hammered Wives:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredWives/
She said, "I do" and she certainly DOES!

Oh yeah, I even have a blog now:
http://slutwhisperer.blogspot.com/
Because men shouldn't need to ask for what is rightfully theirs.







Thursday, June 4, 2009

I Feel Like Ranting, so Fuck YOU!

I'm in a grouchy mood. Every time I post an update to one of my public sites that links to my Yahoo! groups I get inundated with requests to join. That's cool. I didn't start those groups because I wanted to sit in them all by my lonesome. I'm a good-looking guy and a scintillating conversationalist, but you can eventually even start to bore yourself, you know?

My problem is that my entry requirements are clearly marked on the main pages of each site, as well as usually mentioned at least ONCE in the posts I make. (Sometimes several times.) Despite this, there are some dreadfully fucking stupid people out there (I'm talking to YOU, Shoehorn69!) who either don't bother to read the requirements, don't care to try to fulfill them, or don't think that the damn rules apply to them.

So I get entry request messages from idiots that say, "Hi." Well, hi back, fucker, because you're not getting in. Worse, I don't get the damn content sent to me, so I can't forward it to the groups.

That means, boys and girls, that the people trying to get in for nothing are actually nothing more than LEECHERS who are willing to take and save every scrap of decent porn we put online, but have no interest or desire to give back to the community.

If you're buying your porn and never looking for a free handout, then what you do with it is up to you. I'm a conservative capitalist, so your property is your property. However, if you're glomming onto free Yahoo! groups to get new pics and short vid clips every few weeks and you're not willing to shoot a few things back for the masses then you are simply an asshole.

Ass.

Hole.

And like all assholes (or at least female ones around me), you're FUCKED.

I got an entry "request" a few days ago that attempted to chastise me for my policy. "Let me in!" the cockhead demanded. "You're [sic] requirements are to [sic] damn tight!" Poor spelling aside, this shithead obviously missed the two main points: 1. I like tight stuff. and 2. If you're not willing to provide content for entry then you really can't do a whole lot of bitching when you're not allowed in.

Here's the deal, folks. I'm sick and tired of the sites and groups out there that are filled with nothing but spam. Every time you find a decent newsgroup -BAM- spammers drop in and start advertising everything from nasal wart cream to Volkswagen repair shops.

Fuck those people. My groups are predicated on two simple facts: 1. You don't come in unless you prove you're willing to share, and 2. We're here to provide content, not give a bunch of shitheads a place to further clog the goddamn Internet with ads for Viagra. Obviously we can get our cocks up-- that's why we enjoy shoving them into the various holes located on various sluts.

Anyway, enough bitching from me. If I have time to write this rant then I have time to finish the seven major projects I need to complete for my certification, and time to complete the lengthy essay on my rules for women (and my rules for how I treat them), so I'd better end this and go do something worthwhile.

And for all you sniveling bitches out there that can't get into my groups (Boo fucking hoo you asshats!) I want you to know one more thing: Ladomine555, you fucking cried more over my entry requirements than my last five whores did when I was busting them in the ass. If that's not the absolute definition of a male that doesn't deserve the title of MAN then I don't know what the fuck is. Go grow a pair, find some appropriate content, and send it to me and I'll welcome you to the group.

Or, take these five free pics and go whine somewhere else. Hope you enjoy.

-K-

I've got THREE Yahoo! Groups now:

Hammered Ass:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredAss/
Dedicated to women getting what's coming to them!

Hammered Throats:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredThroats/
Kneel, open, take it! Your ears make great handles!

Hammered Wives:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredWives/
She said, "I do" and she certainly DOES!








Like this stuff? Check out my groups, but:

READ AND COMPLY WITH THE ENTRY REQUIREMENTS!

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Marcia Imperator HATES being fucked in the ass!

Do you like to watch movies where the woman gets fucked in the ass and it obviously HURTS? Do you like sharing, trading, and discussing movies and pics with this sort of content? Do you like filming your own?

Then you might want to check out my groups at Yahoo!. I'm a major porno fan, and I don't particularly care for namby-pamby soft and gentle shit. I want to see women get fucked, fucked hard, and use their holes for the purpose to which they were made: to please men. I want it to hurt, and I want them to submit to it. (Don't even try to psychoanalyze me; I'm better at that than you are.)

One whore I've been watching time and time again is Marcia Imperator, who is usually featured in the Brasileirinhas series of films. Unfortunately, she usually doesn't take it in the ass (making her probably the ONLY slut in Brazil, especially in the porn industry, that doesn't).

That apparently changed in 2009, with the release of Revelacoes Anais 3," which my Portuguese translation software assures me means "Anal Revelations 3." For the first time I've been able to find, sweet, little, someone-once-took-her-to-a-school-dance-and-held-hands-with-her-Marcia finally gave up her most painful hole. (It's about fucking time. Someone tell Gianna Michaels to stop holding out and get those damn cheeks spread.)

Best of all: Marcia Imperator HATES anal sex, as you can tell from the pics. If you know anything about Latin then you know that "imperator" means "emperor," so little Marcia paid-for-sex actually took a name that means Marcia "in charge."

No you aren't, bitch!

I've only put a few pics online here, but you can see the rest of the story by dropping by my profile HERE . I've got a bunch of nice rough anal and throatfucking pics online there, but if you REALLY like this stuff then drop by my groups on Yahoo! and request entry. Make sure you read the ENTRY REQUIREMENTS, though. No one gets in without following instructions, so don't be fucking stupid and try, okay? Hope to see you soon!

-K-

I've got THREE Yahoo! Groups now:

READ THE FUCKING ENTRY REQUIREMENTS BEFORE YOU ASK TO JOIN!

Hammered Ass:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredAss/
Dedicated to women getting what's coming to them!

Hammered Throats:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredThroats/
Kneel, open, take it! Your ears make great handles!

Hammered Wives:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredWives/
She said, "I do" and she certainly DOES!





Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Facefucking Your Whore

Hey boys and sluts, Kolbath here with a special directive: Men, this weekend I want you to download, purchase, or otherwise obtain a porn movie that features full-on throatfucking.

Furthermore, I want you to get your slut (or get a slut), and I want you to take charge of her mouth. Hold up the porno you've picked up and tell her, "I'm going to do everything to you that gets done to the sluts in this film." Let her watch a savage, professional throat fucking and let the fear grow in her mind. After the movie ends, tell her to get into fourth position and stay there until you're done with her mouth.

You might want to put a tarp down. There's no sense making a mess if she barfs while you're drilling her face.

If you're looking for a good throatfucking film, take a look at the "Throated" series.





These screen captures come from "Throated 6," specifically the second scene with MILF whore Chelsea Zinn. As you can see, this slut knows her place, and it is: 'on my knees with a cock in my throat.'

My complaints about the "Throated" series are simply that they don't use the camera properly. (Although, to be honest, I have that bitch about 95% of porn directors out there.) There is very little that is sexier than a woman on her knees with a cock in her mouth, especially when she is naked or minimally clothed and keeps her heels on for the entire scene. (Why the fuck do the damn directors always have them take those fucking things off? Women do not wear heels for themselves. They wear them to look sexy. Leave. Them. The. Fuck. On.)

As the pics show, Chelsea does most of this scene from her knees, but the camera rarely ventures from the depth of field shown above. This means that much of her submission is not easily seen. For example, her hands are down through most of the scene, but are they at her sides or behind her back?

The camera should be pulled back to show as much of the woman's body as possible while still keeping her face in the frame. (At no point in any non-gay porn film should any camera time be wasted with the man's face. No one gives a shit about him.) A slut's face should be on camera at least 90% of the scene time, with occasional closeups of the penetration (assuming that it isn't her face being penetrated, that is.) In this case, pulling the camera back slightly allows the viewed to look where he likes: if we like the face we can stare there. If we like the way her tits jiggle we can watch them for a few minutes. If we have a foot/ankle fetish we can look there.

Although the camera work in this film only rates a 7 on my scale, Chelsea's mature submission and eagerness to please the cock make me recommend this scene.

I am not affiliated with the website www.videosz.com, but I recently purchased a membership there and am busily filling my hard drive. One thing I like is that they allow you to search for sluts by name, and they list every scene they have for her. I downloaded this scene by itself in a few minutes and was watching Chelsea get throathammered in a manner that I'm sure made her daddy very proud.

I merely wish that I could see more of the whore. Directors: back your fucking cameras up, you cretinous dipshits!

-K-

I've got THREE Yahoo! Groups now:

Hammered Ass:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredAss/
Dedicated to women getting what's coming to them!

Hammered Throats:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredThroats/
Kneel, open, take it! Your ears make great handles!

Hammered Wives:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredWives/
She said, "I do" and she certainly DOES!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

First post. Why we are here.

On occasion I turn on my television, and what I see disgusts me. Women like Jennifer Garner parade around in their underwear on prime time, daring men to look at their bodies as if it is some kind of challenge.

At the same time, the same women decry men for looking. They take their primary and secondary sexual characteristics, shove them almost literally under men's noses, and then file frivolous lawsuits and legal charges when men take them up on the clear offers.

Women who wear micro-miniskirts go to shopping malls without underwear and then complain when someone shoots a cell phone picture up their uncrossed legs. High school age sluts tart around in low-rider ass-pants with visible thong and then fill out harassment forms when boys comment.

Watch the commercials. Women need to be on hand to save men from themselves. A man can't pick a restaurant, find his car keys, or buy a fucking sandwich without some whore carefully and gently holding his hand.

I am sick of it. Sick of it!

I am not a woman hater. Far from it. What I hate are lies. Every time Affirmative Action places a woman in a position she can't physically handle because some folks refuse to admit that they are different from men, someone dies as a result. Every time the Armed Forces is strongarmed into putting women into ranks and job responsibilities they can't or won't discharge someone's life is placed at risk-- usually a man.

Women cost employers more than they are worth. They file frivolous lawsuits for sexual harassment-- causing employers to waste billions of dollars every year in pointless trainings. Here's a better training: stop dressing like a whore and getting offended when someone looks down your sweater or up your skirt.

Women cost employers more than they are worth. They take maternity vacations, leaving large gaps in the workforce that have to be filled, usually by men. I have never, ever, in my adult life worked for a company (including the Armed Forces) in which women did not find a way to milk the maternity leave program to find a way to sit at home and collect a paycheck while someone else did their job for them.

Probably the worst part about modern society is that we have given women too much power in the bedroom. It's always the man's fault if a woman gets "raped." If a woman goes out to a bar wearing ass-pants and a tank top with no bra or underwear, downs half a fifth of Jack Daniels, goes home with some dude she's never met and spreads her legs-- somehow it's his fault that she didn't want to fuck him?

Not only is that insipid, it doesn't make any fucking sense. Any normal society would recognize that millions of years of evolution created gender specific roles. Men are aggressive, dominant creatures. Males of every species have to be, or the more dominant males out there will be the ones to pass on their DNA. Pick a creature, any creature, and examine the way their males act, towards one another and towards the females.

Only mankind was perverse, stupid, enough to decide that women are somehow equal to men in all things-- except where they are clearly superior. While Gloria Steinem and JoAnna Tosti-Vasty of the National Organization of Women will hand you a laundry list of reasons why women are superior to men, they seem oddly silent on the subject of where men might be superior to women. You know, how we can run faster, run farther, pick up heavier items, logically order subgroups, perform spatial recognition and reorganization, and a host of other items in a manner women can't hope to compete with.

It's not entirely physical. Women are more creative, men are more logical. This is why men can figure out that it's not logical to pay a woman the same salary for a job requiring physical skills or logical thinking when they can't perform it as well as a man could.

There is one thing that women are better at: taking the cock. Women exist to be penetrated. Of necessity, biology requires that a woman have some sperm-carrying item (like a penis) stuck inside them in order to procreate. That women have two other holes which can be used to please her man is immaterial; on an emotional and physical level women are constructed to be penetrated. This is fact. Throughout evolution, until modern science interfered, a women that refused to be penetrated by men did not pass on her DNA.

Now that same woman can blithely sit at home, squirting out artificially inseminated brat after artificially inseminated brat, and bitch at men for wanting to do the things that led to her own presence on this planet: fuck women and enjoy it.

That is what this blog is about. I do not condone or advocate any form of unwilling sex. I don't even care for fake-rape or rape play. Rape is a hideous, scarring, emotional crime and deserves the utmost punishment. Having worked as a rape counselor, I know the emotional damage the act causes, and I do not condone it.

However, I also spent time listening to some of the stupidest slits on earth. When I spoke of the woman who went to the bar without underwear and drank herself to a manfucking stupor, I was speaking from experience. She knew when she left her house that she was going to go to bed with someone, and she was too drunk to remember whether or not she granted him permission to use her body. She simply "thought she'd said no." Worse, the dumb whore had no feelings of remorse for the life of a man she'd ruined. She was the victim, and there were hundreds of books, bloggers, and "Victim Support Groups" eagerly wating to tell her so.

The real victim was the guy that picked that slut up and took her home thinking that he was going to get some no-strings ass since every fucking smoke signal she sent up said, "Drill me like offshore oil shale!"

The purpose of this blog is to explain to men how to be dominant without being rapacious. It is to explain to women why they should submit to men sexually, and it is to provide step-by-step methods, reasons, and techniques for taking absolute control of your slut and training her to please you with her body to the utmost of her ability.

I am Kolbath. I am the Slut Whisperer. I don't train sluts, I coach men to train their own sluts.

If this didn't piss you off, you may enjoy my Yahoo! Groups below.

-K-

I've got THREE Yahoo! Groups now:

Hammered Ass:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredAss/
Dedicated to women getting what's coming to them!

Hammered Throats:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredThroats/
Kneel, open, take it! Your ears make great handles!

Hammered Wives:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredWives/
She said, "I do" and she certainly DOES!