On the Subject of Rape

Good evening, my brothers. Today I wish to speak upon a topic of great importance. Previously I discussed how, on a purely moral level, it is impossible to rape your wife. Sexual favors are her contribution to your relationship, and therefore the toys you buy for her, the bread you place on her table, even the children of hers that you pay to raise are purchased with the coin of her body.

On a legal level, however, you'll get your ass thrown in prison for fifteen to thirty years if you try it, so please do not force your wife if she says no. Divorce her ass instead and find someone more accommodating to your needs.

Quite often I am assaulted by idiots. This is nothing new. The Obama presidency demonstrates clearly and convincingly that there is no shortage of breathtaking mental incompetence in this country alone. (In fact, whenever I argue politics, not one person can explain why they voted for that narcissistic skid mark. It's all "It was time!" or "America needed a change!" or "He wasn't Bush!" Next time consider actually thinking before you pull a voting lever, okay?)

Most recently I have come under fire by feminists and effete males for my stance on male sexual dominance. These buffoons are unable to decipher the clear differences between forcing a woman to suck your dick, which is rape, and forcing your cock down the throat of a willing woman who is submitting to your maleness, which is fucking fun.

Compelling a woman to take your cock in her ass by holding a knife to her throat is forcible sodomy, and in some countries it may result in your execution. Ordering a woman to bend over the bed and spread her cheeks with both hands or get out of your house is simply stating reality, and that reality is very simple:

If you do not let me fuck you in the ass I will find a woman that will.

I don't really understand why there is any confusion on these matters. I have never raped a woman and never will. I neither condone nor encourage the act of rape, and only stupid assholes can fail to understand my message, which is as simple as the sentence above:

Brothers, do not settle for less than you desire from any woman!

The fact of the matter is easily understood. Since the inaccurately named "sexual revolution" of the 1960s, men have been forced into an obligatory role where sex may be denied to us based on whatever twisted terms and conditions our women choose to set. Instead of earning the right to our woman's body through our work and effort to support our families, we are shown constantly that she, and only she, has the power in our relationship. Written articles on sex from both genders orbit a philosophy of, "Do for her, and she will consider doing for you!"

Fuck that. Men are neither as stupid as Madison Avenue advertising companies would like you to believe, nor as obsessed with sex as Maxim and Cosmopolitan Magazines portray us.

Yes, it's true that when we look at you we consider you as a potential mate. Yes, if you are remotely attractive and we spend any time in your company we will at some point think about fucking you. Welcome to the human race.

Returning to the subject of rape, I have said time and again in my essays that rape is a crime. Even though I consider marital rape to be a non-existent crime, the law does not here in America, and if you rape your wife you will go to jail. Yes, I disagree with this law. I also disagree that the speed limit outside my apartment should be 25. This does not mean that I think anyone-- including myself-- should have the right to violate it with impunity. Breaking even a stupid law still carries a criminal penalty.

Do NOT rape anyone. Ever! That should be clear, and even when one of you assholes takes the rest of this essay out of context, anyone searching for my name should still read that goddamn line eventually.

Having said that, how does one, particularly if that one is dumb as mud, know the difference between dominance and rape? How do you explain to the court that your wife really wanted you to pull her hair, call her a whore, and shove your dick up her ass?

It's simplicity in itself, my friend. Always make the slut beg for everything that happens to her. I expounded on this at length in my essay entitled "The Rules," which was widely published on the internet a few months ago. My little tarts cry for my cock. They beg. They debase themselves. They wheedle and bargain for it. There is never a shred of doubt that what I do to them is wanted.

Additionally, it is filmed. If the police were to ever knock on my door and say, "Michelle Moisan wants to press charges against you for assramming her over the summer of 1993 after she graduated from White River High School and you took her virginity in all three holes in a 1962 Aloha camping trailer you were renting while you finished college." I will simply laugh and hand the officer a tape. Little redheaded 'Shelle looked good enough to eat there on her knees, begging me to be the first man in her mouth.

There is little need to rape a woman, my brothers. As Atom, from his BLOG expounds, every woman has a switch that will turn her from prim and proper to whore. It doesn't matter if she is married, single, lesbian, tall, short, thin, attractive, old or young. Older ones will whore for you to prove that they are still desirable and to hold desperately onto their fading youth. Sometimes, as Atom proved with Cathy, they will whore for you to protect their jobs or their families or their safe lives.

Younger ones will whore for you out of rebellion against their parents or society, or because they want something from you, or because "all their friends are doing it."

You need rape none of them. All you need to do is find the trigger and pull it, firmly, and with no apologies for that fact. Take control of them and explain beforehand that this is how it's going to be. It's not about you. It's about how your holes can please me. Make them plead and beg for everything you do to them, make sure there is ample video evidence (Secure a low light spy camera from SPYTECHS and record the entire proceedings if the slut resists the idea of video too strenuously. You'll enjoy watching it later anyway.)

Rape is a crime. What is happening to the sluts below isn't rape. Every one of them willingly and willfully decided to sell, barter, or trade away their dignity and self-respect.

There is no crime here. There is no crime in what we do. It's simply about choices. I choose to use my sluts in a certain manner. If you choose to be a slut then that is how you will be used.

The matter is not open to discussion.

-K-

I've got THREE Yahoo! Groups now:

Hammered Ass:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredAss/
Dedicated to women getting what's coming to them!

Hammered Throats:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredThroats/
Kneel, open, take it! Your ears make great handles!

Hammered Wives:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredWives/
She said, "I do" and she certainly DOES!

Oh yeah, I even have a blog now:
http://slutwhisperer.blogspot.com/
Because men shouldn't need to ask for what is rightfully theirs.

Horny Throats

And now my children, I provide to you proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

No, it isn't beer. Personally, I can't stand that stuff. Rather it is the wonderful scenes shot by the website HornyThroats.com.

I know not what your personal porn budget is, but should you have a spare $29.95 for which you have no need, I believe I have located a site well worth your hard earned dollars.

Please note: I am in no way affiliated with this site. I make not one penny from your decision to plunk your credit card numbers into their online engine.

I simply know good shit when I see it.

Note the number of sluts in these quick preview pics who are bent backwards in the heel grab. See the anguish in their faces as those faces are drilled, repeatedly and mercilessly, by cocks of all colors (but one size: extra large). Note the tears that smear their carefully applied whore paint.

Feel the stirrings in the cthonic chambers of your cock as you hear the glugglugglug of a newcomer to the porn industry discovering once and for all the proper use of her holes.

Above all, observe the slowly dawning light of realization that creeps into their eyes after the first few seconds, when it begins to occur to the slut that the gentleman pounding her bronchial openings like a snare drum is at least thirty minutes and four humiliating (and agonizing) positions from an orgasm.

My brothers, this site presents a masterpiece of whore hammering. I bid thee, make offerings unto them so that they may continue our good (well, not really) work

A-fukk'minth'ass-men

-K-

I've got THREE Yahoo! Groups now:

Hammered Ass:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredAss/
Dedicated to women getting what's coming to them!

Hammered Throats:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredThroats/
Kneel, open, take it! Your ears make great handles!

Hammered Wives:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredWives/
She said, "I do" and she certainly DOES!

Oh yeah, I even have a blog now:
http://slutwhisperer.blogspot.com/
Because men shouldn't need to ask for what is rightfully theirs.

Dickheads

I sometimes forget how fucking childish you people are out there. You can't be bothered to follow rules, that's why you cause accidents using your cell phones while driving. You're lazy and you're stupid to boot. That's why America is gradually developing the largest welfare class of any nation in world history.

I literally got an email the other day from some joker who wanted into my groups. According to him:

what you require is too much trouble for me to go through

i just love looking at some nice ass and suck and f**k vids man

if u dont want me, so be it

Let me see if I understand you properly. Asking you to find three fucking pictures that meet our criteria is "too much trouble"? What the fucking fuck? Did I miss a memo somewhere? Did that narcissistic shitstain in the White House manage to pass a law that orders me to provide porn for your lazy ass without ever getting anything in return?

I started Hammered Ass in 2007 because I met a number of people online, several of them women, who were interested in painful anal fucking, but the group Painful Anal on Yahoo had folded. One of the things that drove me batshit about it when it was active was the fact that it was clogged with spammers and leechers the way InHerThroat is now. People would log in and grab anything that wasn't nailed down, but they'd never upload anything in return.

I decided immediately that if I started a group I would put the time and energy in to make sure it was done right. No spam. No leechers. No time wasting shitholes pestering the rest of the group.

After a year without a single spam message or off-topic post, one of the 134 users (who was smart enough and proactive enough to follow the goddamn directions in the first week the group was active) suggested that I open a group devoted to my other pastime: fucking women's mouths. Thus was Hammered Throats born.

Soon after, Hammered Wives arrived on scene, to show us the women we see across the picket fence and the school desk in an entirely new light.

But, hey, do I get thanked for providing these groups? Not really. (Actually, a few of my brothers out there actually thank me. You know who you are.) The rest of you whiny crybabies are too busy complaining that I won't let you in.

And today... today just takes the fucking cake. I denied a member for not providing entry content to any of the three groups, so he sent me some email with pictures attached.

Take a look at what he sent for Hammered Throats:



That is a picture of a whore getting her asshole tongued. This is a picture of a whore getting her throat fucked.



Can you see the goddamn difference or do you need it beaten into you with a length of lead pipe?

Seriously, how fucking stupid must you be to even send that to me?

The best part, though, is that one of the people I denied today couldn't be bothered to go out and find the pics to meet our criteria. Oh no. Even though about 90% of the jackoffs who try to sign up for my groups sign up with the phrase, "I want to join because I have a massive porn collection and I want to share," almost none of them do.

Even though there are literally thousands of free porn sites on the web where you can find pic galleries showing millions of fuckwhores doing everything from getting ass hammered to fucking garden implements, he just could not trouble himself to actually make even the smallest attempt to add content to my groups for other members to enjoy.

The Wonder Fuckers couldn't be bothered to go find three pics that met the criteria of the groups they wanted to leech from, understanding full well that once they provided those pics they'd be pretty much scot free and could download anything else in the group. Even the guy that told me, "I read your Slut Whisperer blog" was too fucking lazy to send in entry content.

But one of you fuckheads threw a little tantrum, didn't you? Oh yes, you know what I'm talking about. Instead of taking the time to find three pics to enter the groups, you decided to punish Kol for having the nerve not to let you in!

When you thought it would be an effective revenge to put my email on spam lists using the name "Jim Davis," it sort of didn't work. Not only am I still not letting your stupid ass into my groups, but there's this neat thing called a "spam filter."

You dumb shitstain. My email address is on over two hundred search engines. Try Googling "The Slut Whisperer" or "Kolbath" or "Hammered Ass." I get so much fucking spam every week that I truthfully don't even notice it much any more. I've got my POP3 email programmed so I don't even see about 95% of it.

So, let's think about this for a moment. It takes about four minutes to find pics suitable to offer as entry content into my groups. How long did it take you to sign me up on all those credit help and auto loan and insurance websites? Twenty minutes? A half hour?

I needed something to blog about anyway, so the time spent writing this is a sunk cost for me. I should probably even thank you for it, since I've had writer's block and you got me churning and burning again.

I actually only "wasted" about three minutes deleting spam messages it most likely took you at least half an hour to generate. (And the great thing is that once it's in my spam filter, I'll never see it again.)

This means that you put close to ten times the effort into "getting back at Kol" for having the audacity to deny you entry to the forums he maintains than you would have spent on simply finding the right fucking pictures and sending them in, you fucking tool!

Now is when I get to twist the knife a bit. See these pics below? There's more in my groups. Too bad you were either too stupid or too lazy to follow the directions, because I just checked my hard drive and I have more than fifty thousand pics just like these-- and a shit load of video clips as well-- none of which you're going to see, fuckhead.

And I'm only one member. Guys like QStrom upload gigs of porn every week. All of which you could have gotten absolutely free if you'd spent a couple of minutes following directions.

But hey, you sure got back at me, didn't you, asshole?

-K-

I've got THREE Yahoo! Groups now:

Hammered Ass:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredAss/
Dedicated to women getting what's coming to them!

Hammered Throats:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredThroats/
Kneel, open, take it! Your ears make great handles!

Hammered Wives:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredWives/
She said, "I do" and she certainly DOES!

Oh yeah, I even have a blog now:
http://slutwhisperer.blogspot.com/
Because men shouldn't need to ask for what is rightfully theirs.

Cheek Freaks 8

Gaze upon these images, my children. See here before you one of the greatest scenes I have ever known. Know ye that this be merely the first scene of five within the tome of greatness that is called by the name "Cheek Freaks 8."

Hear well, my companions along life's path, that each of the whores envisioned within this stellar movie possess unparalleled deep throating abilities. Know also that their pussies remain almost untouched, and it is their two most nefarious cavities that receive the brunt of the onslaught from their men.

See the gesture in the sixth picture, where the slut points to her throat. I speak not whatever fucked up Hispaniola mother tongue she blabbers in, but her meaning is clear and the tear that runs down her cheek while the man holds his cock in the indicated place in her esophagus is almost as beautiful as the crinkled edges of her eyes when he drives that very same cock to its tearing length in her ass a few minutes later. She clearly knows her place as his slut and she accepts it.

Hearken to my commandment and obtain for yourself this craven, graven idol of wickedness, for never have I steered you wrong, and never will I entreat you to waddle your fat assed self down the path of gentle couple's porn.

This first scene is, in fact, one of the best in my collection. The only tiny thing that makes it less than perfect is that the slut appears to enjoy the way she is used. (Fuck it, you can't have everything.)

Sadly, the rest of the scenes in the movie are not quite as excellent as the first one, but for those of you with access to Newsgroups and Bittorrent clients, it's more than worth your time. (For those interested in the rest of the scenes, I'll have pics on my IMAGEFAP ACCOUNT later on.)

A-Fukk'minth'ass-Men

-K-

I've got THREE Yahoo! Groups now:

Hammered Ass:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredAss/
Dedicated to women getting what's coming to them!

Hammered Throats:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredThroats/
Kneel, open, take it! Your ears make great handles!

Hammered Wives:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredWives/
She said, "I do" and she certainly DOES!

Oh yeah, I even have a blog now:
http://slutwhisperer.blogspot.com/
Because men shouldn't need to ask for what is rightfully theirs.

What People Don't Get

I have got to admit, I'm fucking astonished at the audacity of some people.

I posted a general message to a number of Yahoo groups about the three groups I run. I clearly spelled out the entry requirements, as well as why I have them. In short, if you can't figure it out, it goes like this:

1) I hate spammers. I wish they would just die. D-I-E. Preferably in a fire. By requesting entry content, I can be assured that there's a person at the other end of that email address, not some stupid shithead trying to sell viagra.

2) All porn groups, whether on Usenet, Gmail, MSN, Yahoo, or another service, depend on their members for content (Unless they are owned, operated, and maintained by a porn shooting company. Most of those charge for access.) A great number of users will enter a group freely, some with the intent to even share their shit, but guys like Jim Gary, QStrom, and Salpecam are few and far between. These cats are great, and they are willing to find and share porn with anyone. (Thanks, guys. I love you all!) If I can at least get content for entry then I am assured of new shit at least when a new person shoes up.

3) It's my fucking group. If I decide to only let in people with mohawks and tattoos of Hillary Clinton on their dick then that is up to me. Follow my rules or fuck right off!

Anyway, this shithead named Badboyromeo50@yahoo.com decided to ask for entry. As usual, because he was stupid, he didn't send entry content for either of the groups he decided to try to join.

What he did do was send me a song and dance story that went like this:


From: Sam Benson -badboyromeo50@yahoo.com-
Subject:
To: Kolbath@yhoo.com
Date: Monday, August 10, 2009, 2:28 PM

Hello Special K.

I do not have a collection of women taking it up and the ass and hating it.

I am certainly interested in it however.

I am a 51 year old male student studying Criminal Justice.

I hope to someday work as an information manager helping the average joe

on the street fight "Miscarriages of Justice" in our legal system.

I used to enjoy anal sex alot. But since my wife and children passed

away in 1980, I lived a life of abstience. I hate abstinence alot worse then

some women hate anal sex.

Now, I'm a reasonable bloke. I hate being without an ass to stick my cock into myself. I know it sucks, and so I decided to let this clown into my groups.

However, I had sent him a simple email that said, "Read our entry requirements. No entry without content." Simple, straightforward, reasonable, and respectful.

What I got back from this asshole was this:

From: Sam Benson -badboyromeo50@yahoo.com-
Subject: Re: Read the entry requirements.
To: "you wish" <kolbath@yhoo.com>
Date: Monday, August 10, 2009, 2:30 PM

OK. I will ask others not to give your group any consideration then. I can black ball you too.

Excuse the fuck out of me, Sam, but the last time I looked it had my username at the top of the group where it says "Owner." Since when do you get to tell me how to run my groups?

This is what pisses me off about society today. We've created a generation of entitled assholes. Sam Benson (from West Virginia) feels perfectly justified in demanding access to my groups. Why? Because he wants it, you see. He won't even get off his ass and find three fucking pictures of women taking painful cock in the ass. He just wants to come into the group and sponge off of you and me, and when I dare to tell him no, why, he's going to go tell the world what a bad man Kolbath is!

Hey Sam: Fuck you! I don't owe you anything. You're acting like the whiny bitches who parade around in ass-pants and tank tops and then get all pissy when some guy gives them an eye fucking. You remind me of the whore that goes out, gets drunk, spreads her ankles for some guy she doesn't know and then accuses him of raping her after she decides that acting like a slut ruined her reputation.

My advice to you is the same as my advice to the sluts who want to be stuck on a pedestal their entire lives and treated like some kind of goddamned princess: Get to work and fucking earn it, princess!

You have it easier than the sluts do, Sammy. They need to take it in the ass. You just need to find a whopping three pictures of them doing so and send them to my groups. I find it hilarious that you bitch more than some of the sluts I've bent over kitchen tables.

Oh, and by the way, Sam, here's a little bit of what you're missing in my groups.

-K-

I've got THREE Yahoo! Groups now:

Hammered Ass:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredAss/
Dedicated to women getting what's coming to them!

Hammered Throats:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredThroats/
Kneel, open, take it! Your ears make great handles!

Hammered Wives:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammeredWives/
She said, "I do" and she certainly DOES!

Oh yeah, I even have a blog now:
http://slutwhisperer.blogspot.com/
Because men shouldn't need to ask for what is rightfully theirs.